Have been Googling “Cleanskin” in an attempt to find reviews, blog posts etc on my poetry collection for the publisher to use in their grant acquittal.

Here’s how it goes:

Search Term: Cleanskin

Search Results: Quality Australian wines from $5.99 a bottle.

Me: Hmm, I wouldn’t mind a glass of red.

Repeat. Repeat again. Forget what I was doing in the first place.

Of course, I could just add “McKinlay” into the search string, but that wouldn’t be anywhere near as much fun.

Note to self: do not choose book titles that remind you of red wine. Alternatively, be more self-disciplined.